Hello,

My name is Mark Ryner, TK-4584, and I am a Star Wars costume addict, it has been 3 days since my last troop and I am getting the shakes. It was hard for me, I was only able to change once and I had to do that in the parking lot, due to he fact they put civilians in our changing area.

The Troop before that, the night before, I was withness to a problem we all have seen more and more lately...yes...I'm talking about...Pre-mature Expicxulation! That dreaded disorder that causes some poor picture takers to pre-maturely press the button on the camera or phone, causing an out of frame pic to be taken. This is not a victomless disease. It not only effects the taker but the subjects of the pic, usually in the form of cramps in the extremities from holding a pose for a prolonged period.

Please, if you suffer from this malody, get help soon. Major advances have been made in the perscription drug industry, specifically...Cheezagra. This miracle of modern medicine will stiffen the itchy trigger finger of the sufferer it allow a slower responce time, allowing the pic to be perfect most everytime.

Caution, if your finger becomes stiff for more than 4 hours, please seek emergency medical help.